Dear readers,
Today I'm blogging about farts , we all do them so why not? Firstly there's the "tester" fart usually in lifts or elevators, just a small squeak while you work out whether it will be loud or exceptionally smelly. Then you make the vital decision to let it out or suck it in. But when you let it out you look around and worry if people have noticed...if they have, you look accusingly at someone else so you won't get blamed. It's the only way to manage it otherwise it fill you up and you have to let it out.
Secondly there is the extremely smelly or loud fart that never goes un-noticed, you are one lucky person if there is a dog in the room which can be blamed of the gas bomb. If not, usually the rule is: if you say something first everyone will blame you! This is like social suicide, so say something like " sorry, I need to go early" or you can suffer through the embarrassment...your choice.
Thirdly you have the "silent but deadly" and this is quite common because people let it out thinking it will be scentless and soundless. THEY ARE ALWAYS WRONG!! Furthermore regretting it afterwards because there is always that person that can track the scent back to the core. Everyone hates that person in this circumstance! Sometimes it might be nice for everyone to just ignore? maybe...
Next we have the "trumpet" the fart that everyone dreads...Always incredibly loud whether it stinks to high heaven or not. It is appallingly mortifying and no-one wants to be in that situation but we all have been. Let's face it! There is only one more positive look on it...the gas has usually been trapped in your person for a long time and it is a great relief for it to be out in the atmosphere ( though much more so in private). When it is out you can't help feeling so much better, more open and comfortable.
These are the four most common farts, comment down below if you have anymore.
Thanks for reading xx
Catears out
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