Dear Reader,
So Fake nails have been around for a while, dipping in and out of fashion, most women I think have had some experience with them...They are horrendous! Yes. The dress up your hands and make you look like you have your life together but do you? No. But let's talk about Acrylics they seem to be most popular...
So what I'm receiving from the internet regarding acrylic nails is that they are rock hard, a bulldozer got nothing on them, They are long-lasting and are excellent for formal occasions. I feel like this type of nail would be tougher to get off than handcuffs around your feet? A dungeon ball and chain. Yes I googled it...That'll look great in my search history "What's it called when an iron ball is attached to someone's foot?". Anyways We can imagine just how damaged your nails would look after...Okay you guys know me know not going to lie to you...there were worse pictures than this: Awful right?
They are absolutely horrific! Is it actually worth it? Having amazing, breath-taking nails for a month (how long do these fabulous pieces of plastic actually stay on for?!)to have to deal with poorly nails forever. Look at them, that cut with the blood makes you feel sick ( don't lie), imagine looking at that everyday! I'll leave you with that...
Thanks for reading xx
Catears out
Dear Reader,
Homework (whether you are done with it or not) is so annoying! It's such a waste of time...we have six to seven hours of school five days a week. Then we have to come home and do at least forty minutes to an hour of homework? It can be SO much more! I have just finished six hours of homework...the day that is fair is the day our world dies. I am tired and frustrated but I guess it's done. It was purely awful but you don't want to hear about that!
So you know when you have big project due and you spent hours and hours on it...you hand it in. Then the teacher spends thirty five minutes shouting at you saying you did it the night before and you must have only worked on it for ten minutes...I stand there in pure wonder. Why don't they ever appreciate it? They don't seem to ever see anything you have done as worth anything better than a penny. Do they ever peer at the worked pieces of paper and think " It may not be the best piece of work but he/she has obviously worked really hard. So I'm going give them an A or whatever". Let's be real teachers aren't designed to think like that...grandmothers are though!
You know when you look on at a piece of homework and think "I'll just get a snack and do it" but then it's like five hours later and you feel totally depressed. I mean hardly any of us are total nerds and do it all in a snap! More likely we do it at three am just in time.
Let's talk about those teachers who literally assume we don't have social lives and give us more question or sheets than f*cking days in the week! I'm sure even the geeky kids spend at least an hour playing Call of Duty or something...Everyone spends some time doing something else except school. Right? Like: " Ok, class write this in your planners: Do questions : 3-5 they have 45 parts each" because that's not depressing if anything it's uplifting now you can go home and spend nineteen hours doing homework instead of eating, drinking, exercising, going out, seeing friends forget that sh*t! You need to let it go it's over you don't even have time to build a snowman! It's on the verge of slavery, not really...but I know that you know what I mean! Right! Or am I on my own here? Probably...to be fair...
Thanks for reading xx
Catears out
Dear readers,
Today I'm blogging about users and abuser and let's first all admit together, we have that one friend who is basically using them , we know this but we just...oblige? That person who you weren't that closes with and they got closer...and closer...until you're pretty much best friends. Initially it's only that odd thing, right? Can you pick me up this or can you do that, of course being their friend you may choose to do whatever. But it increases...and increases.....and increase and before you know they depend on you for everything, you find yourself worrying about them as if they are your child...bit said really? Don't worry I am also a victim! Don't stress, you are never the only one. <3
Chances are the person will have you and another best friend who doesn't get used. They will be the number one and you are left doing everything! This is one of the very obvious signs you are being used. One of the first you can spot but significant others will probably have spotted it and gently hinted. Can you do my coursework I'm going somewhere with whoever the other best friend is. At this point, they rely on you and you are too caring and nice to that person...Time to learn to change this.
Let's start with what you SHOULD NOT do : never confront them out front "why are you using me?" first, the other best friend will probably say something and so will the user. They will deny everything and say you said you would do it . What I would advise doing is learn to say no to things you don't have time to do, followed up with the things you don't want to do, and then finally inspire them to do all the things you do for them. If they are your friend, they won't give a damn and that defines friendship...but that's for another time...perhaps?
Thanks for reading xx
Catears out
Dear readers,
Today I am blogging about old songs (old time favourites)! We all know that feeling when we are just casually surfing on You Tube and we come across an older song. We remember it and we love it... but when you click play! You fall in love once again instantly remembering all the things you love about it. Personally that's where I buy it and listen to it maybe ninety more times and then get bored.
But then you have those even older "legend" songs... you know what I am talking about: I will survive ( Gloria Gaynor) , Ain't no mountain high enough ( Sister Act Two ( I think?)) and Eye of the tiger ( Survivor) they just don't age do they? But the you're like jamming out like a 1970's superstar and someone come over and says "what are you listening too?" this....is where I go beetroot red and hide my phone. Am I right? Do you do this? Then everyone thinks its really dirty when really its about Gloria Gaynor's sour divorce or breakup or ( a little bit newer (just twenty years)) its about Willow Smith's hair whipping back and forth.
Then most people will try and see your phone and then you're struggling and probably making a scene in my case. If they see they are either going to laugh and call you an old aged pensioner or join in with you ... and sometimes its very close! Watching their face change ultimately reacting...it's like judgement day. Trust me no-one will forgot...ever.
I'm really apprehensive about this happening...again. So I'm always covering my phone as if I'm watching nasty videos or listening to dirty music videos. I must look like a weirdo...random figure in the corner of a bus just like " If you come any nearer *creepy laugh* I kill you!" You know you said that in a weird voice , don't lie to yourself!
Thanks for reading xx
Catears out
Dear readers,
Eyebrows are very odd things...they are basically hair or eyelashes on your face. What are they even for? Ok...*googling* to prevent sweat, water or debris getting in your eye. Eyebrows also tell us a lot about a person.
If someone has delicate thin , elegant eyebrows that could imply they are quite feminine or have a lot of self-pride. But if someone has unruly, thick eyebrows that could suggest they have no self-pride , they are homeless or even that they aren't very social.Hairs on your face can tell us so much about a person , but one thing I will never understand is why people shave their eyebrows and draw them on.
We all know drawn eyebrows are fake and don't look remotely real , to be honest well-kept natural eyebrows are so much better and less harsh. Eyebrows are hardly ever anyone's best feature why would you want to attract someone's eyes to it. Imagine you have piercing blue eyes and your eyeliner is on point right? And someone comes up to you and says " oh, your eyebrows are nice what eyebrow pencil do you use?"...
Furthermore you know when you haven't done your brows for a while and you look like big foot...it's not half hard to get the beasts looking normal. First you have to tweeze them and that really hurts and you sit there wincing. Then you have to shape them with a natural brow pencil until they are acceptable. Then comes the brow gel and comb...There could be more but I have no idea as I am not an avid "Eyebrow groomer" sounds like an occupation ...probably is.
Thanks for reading xx
Cat ears out
Dear readers ,
Today we talk about sleepovers! First of all, why re they called sleepovers I sleep about four hours top on them! Also mostly (if the sleepover is not just you and your best friend) you usually end up bitching on every girl you know. You wouldn't usually but...what's said at sleepovers ,stays at sleepovers...right? Not likely , there is ALWAYS a "mole" or whatever. It always, always gets out when there is a huge secret! Every one regrets what they say and on Monday or whenever you meet again...It's going to be awkward.
Also if you don't like the food, you have to deal with it for at least three meals if not more. If the food does not agree with your stomach, you will probably get very sick very quickly. That won't just embarrass you, or whoever is the host it will be their parents and your parents as well. You can't reject it very easily to be fair. It isn't polite so you have to suffer but I suggest only eating half of the food given and yes you will be hungry for ne meal but they will get the message. Change the food a little for you , maybe?
Imagine If you went to someone's house for a sleepover and you thought you knew them really well, but you walk into where they live, something clicks...you have nothing in common. You are in their house...following their rules...Nothing in common with your "friend"...It's a living nightmare let's face it. It would be so awkward especially their parents were trying so hard , desperately hard...and it wasn't working. You have to sit for hours on end doing next to nothing.
But sometimes they are really fun and an excellent idea! You grow path ways with your friends and you excel closer together. There will be a stronger bond between you and you will have all those memories to cherish forever!
Thanks for reading xx
Catears out
Dear readers,
Today I am blogging about dog fur! If you have a dog, you probably know what I am saying? My adorable Shih Tzu ( shit-zoo)
sheds fur like...I don't know? Trees shed leaves in autumn? Yes, I'm good at English! ;) If you don't stop vacuuming even for ten minutes, you have a home FULL of fur. I have allergies to fur and though I put up with it, I don't appreciate the noise , the smell, or the appearance of my trousers.
Also you can constantly see tufts of fur everywhere! It stinks to high heaven and it's constant. There's always that underlying stench of dog and as much as we love our dog or other furry friends...It's just a bit intense. Maybe I'm exaggerating , actually no...no I'm not . I think we look over this because we love them but it doesn't matter how many time we wash them... they never ever lose the distasteful odour.
Dogs have to be washed...right? So what? We wash them in the bathes? Or a dog bathes...Do any of you own dog bathes? It takes so long to get our puppy in the bath and he is covered in mud. Stinks, branches in his fur...the whole lot. But you can't just wash the dog, no! You have to wash the bath, the bathroom AND if you didn't carry your dog, like if you have a bigger dog, you'll be cleaning the stairs. So much work! We'd have to love our dogs...
Thanks for reading xx
Catears out
